The
Ugliest Cleaning
Lady
We'll find the magic in the mess!
IMMACULATE HOMES
Tidy, sparkling and fresh -- that's what we deliver when we service your home. Missed a spot? Never! We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee on every job. If for any reason you are not satisfied with a clean, please contact The Ugliest Cleaning Lady (within 24 hours of the clean) at theugliestcleaninglady@gmail.com so that we can make this right.
TRUSTWORTHY CLEANERS
We have the best team around! Our friendly employees are trusted, background checked, pre-screened, and bonded for your protection.
The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has an extensive, hands-on training program that all team members must complete before servicing homes. Your items will be handled with the utmost care as we service your home.
We are a licensed, insured and bonded company committed to the security and safety of everyone!
SAFER PRODUCTS
No harsh chemicals like bleach or ammonia - ever! Some of the products you will find in The Ugliest Cleaning Lady's bag are:
- Mrs. Meyer's
- The Pink Stuff
- Dawn
- Seventh Generation
- Cleaning Vinegar
- Sprayaway Glass Cleaner
- Weiman Stainless Steel Polish
*To prevent the spread of germs and allergens from home to home, we prefer to use your vacuum, mop and toilet brush.
our team
The Ugliest Cleaning is a locally owned small business. It is entirely an expression of love to my community, my beautiful hometown Fort Collins ❤
services
At an hourly rate, YOU decide what you want cleaned or organized -- no hidden fees or surprises!
CLEANING
ORGANIZING
rates
Not sure which service to book? Text 970-545-2752 for an estimate.
Best Value!
Flawless
14
$539
per service
14 hours of cleaning. Let's git-R-done! Larger homes, move-out cleans, bigger messes.
Perfect
10
$399
per service
10 hours of cleaning. Recommended for deep cleans and large homes.
Sparkling
Six
$279
per service
6 hours of cleaning. This package is popular with families or those with pets.
Fabulous
Four
$189
per service
4 hours of cleaning. If your space is smaller or tidier, this service will work well.
Express
Clean
$99
per service
2 hours
$99
3 hours
$149
HOUSE RULES
It's your house, but The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has some rules:
- Fall in love with the cleaning, not the lady. Sorry Mr. Schwarzenegger, we are just here to clean your toilet and dust the mini blinds.
- No smoking. We do not service homes where cigarette smoking is present indoors, sorry.
- Put the guns away, Rambo! Please be responsible and keep all guns and bullets in a safe place like a lock box while we are servicing your home.
- If your pet is NOT chill, put them in a crate during services. If your pet is chill, leave treats out for us to give to them.
- We do not clean bodily fluids, pet waste, electronics or areas higher than a 2-step ladder.
- Avoid hovering or mansplaining. Please let us do our job well by giving our cleaners some space to get into the zone and focus on the details. We are professionals - we got this!
- If you are sick, PLEASE CANCEL. If you are NOT sick, please avoid last minute cancellations because we need the money to eat.
- Payment is due day of service, thank you. No late fees, but if you are late you will receive the "Your maid is hungry" text of shame. For new clients, we require a $50 non-refundable deposit. The remaining balance due is charged to your credit card the day of service.
- Absolutely NO MAGA HATS, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! If we see one, we are out.
- Having your home or business profesionally cleaned is a luxury, and it should feel like one too. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your services, please call the owner directly at 970-545-2752. Please note The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has cleaned hundreds of homes in Northern Colorado, but it will still be our first time cleaning YOUR home. Cleanings get better with time and communication from our clients! The Ugliest Cleaning Lady requests feedback after every clean so services are tailored to fit your preferences.
book online
we will contact you within 24 hours to confirm time of your clean
14 HOURS $539 - Cleaning/Organizing Service
$539.00
QuantityComing soon10 HOURS $399 - Cleaning/Organizing Service
$399.00
QuantityComing soon4 HOURS $189 - Cleaning/Organizing Service
$189.00
QuantityComing soon6 HOURS $279 - Cleaning/Organizing Service
$279.00
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Schedule a free in-home consultation today! Please let us know your general location, size of home, amount of rooms to be cleaned and any other details important to your clean. Thank you!
The Ugliest Cleaning Lady
Laporte, CO 80535
Service Areas
Fort Collins, Loveland, Wellington, Laporte, Bellvue, Timnath,
Contact Us
970-545-2752
theugliestcleaninglady@
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